Jesus and Satan

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  1. slwe415

    slwe415 New Member

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    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at
    using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
    hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up
    a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better
    job..."

    Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

    They moused.

    They did spreadsheets.

    They wrote reports.

    They sent faxes.

    They sent e-mails.

    They sent out e-mails with attachments.

    They downloaded.

    They did some genealogy reports.

    They made cards.

    They did every known job.

    But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across
    the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity
    went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
    known in the underworld.

    Jesus just sighed.

    The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their
    computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's
    all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past
    two hours.

    Satan observed this and became even more irate.

    "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

    (You'll love the punch line...)


    God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves".
     
  2. ms_kenesha

    ms_kenesha New Member

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    :rofl: That was good!
     
  3. foxybronx

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    :lol: I like that!
     
  4. KAddy

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    That was great! I love it! [​IMG]
     
  5. BklynHeart

    BklynHeart Well-Known Member

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    That was a good one!:lol:
     
  6. model_chick717

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    GOOD ONE!!! HAHA
     
  7. debyjay

    debyjay New Member

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    Yep :) that was a good one :)
     
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    I had a long day and this was what I needed....Thanks!!!!!
     
  9. itismehmmkay

    itismehmmkay Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: Real cute...and He sure does!
     
  10. pebbles

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    LOL! I loved it! :lol:
     
  11. GoingBack

    GoingBack Well-Known Member

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    Too funny!!:lachen:
     
  12. Puddles

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    Great!!! I'm sharing that with friends.
    Thanks for sharing.
     
  13. JuJuBoo

    JuJuBoo Child of THE King!

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    HAAAAAA!!!!!! Love it....I'm sending that out!
     
  14. Honeyhips

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    hahaha :D good one.
     
  15. gloomgeisha

    gloomgeisha New Member

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    Wow...some are so easily amused. Microsoft programs autosave these days.
     
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    Wow...and some completely miss the point... But, onwards!
     
  17. gloomgeisha

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    And what point does a Christian joke prove to someone who doesn't feed into the dogma? But you're right...onward to the next pointless Christian joke.
     
  18. slwe415

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    I am glad that you all enjoyed it! Be blessed!
     
  19. Country gal

    Country gal Well-Known Member

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    Too funny :)
     
  20. pebbles

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    Of course, not every thread on this forum will appeal to everyone, in which case people should feel free to MOVE ON, but don't ruin it for everyone else who might enjoy the joke. Find another thread to participate in.
     
  21. sugaplum

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    I enjoyed it and it cracks me up everytime I hear it.:lol: "Jesus Saves" is the absolute truth. :)
     
  22. prettykinks

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    That is so true!!!
     

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